PLANNERS OF WAR, PLANNERS OF PETROLEUM DRILLING AND REAL AMERICANS


This little ditty on “planning” and introdepartmental and intrahierarchial communication  has been circulating on the web.  Enjoy and comment, please.

In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying, “It is a crock of shit, and it stinks.”
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung, and we can’t live with the smell.”
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying “It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength.”
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, “It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.”
And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company
with powerful effects.”
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.

And that is how shit happens.

http://www.mnstate.edu/alm/humor/ThePlan.htm

http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/shithappens.html

http://www.sendresume.com/timeout.html

http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast/233104-office-posters-4.html

http://www.fiction.net/tidbits/politics/how_shit_happens.html

http://www.netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=ThePlan

NOTE:   I used to teach busniness administration related classes and studied public adminsitration, so thee story is not baseless.  KAS

About eslkevin

I am a peace educator who has taken time to teach and work in countries such as the USA, Germany, Japan, Nicaragua, Mexico, the UAE, Kuwait, Oman over the past 4 decades.
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