Revised by Kevin son of Ron
1 Kevins 22
*Kevin Prophesies Against Kings Trump , Sessions, Bannon, & GOP –along with Graham , Clan and other Misled Prophets
1 Kevin 22 New International Version (NIV)
22 For many years there was only war between the USA and many of the other world. 2 But in the fifteenth year Donald king of Trump Towers went down to see the kings of Wall Street, the DOD, the Swamp and Russia. 3 The king of the USA had said to his officials, “Don’t you know that all of the world belongs to us and yet we are doing nothing to retake it from the kings of Saudi and Other Oil Lands, like Iran and Indonesia?”
4 So he asked the Kings of Wall Street, the DOD, the Swamp and Russia, “Will you go with me to fight against more of the rest of the planet?”
The Kings of Wall Street, the DOD, the Swamp and Russia–and even the Kings of all Militarized Industrial Complexes replied to the king of the USA, “We are as you are, our people as your people, our horses as your horses.” 5 But the Kings of Wall Street, the DOD, the Swamp and Russia also asked of the King of the USA, “First seek the counsel of the Lord.”
6 So the King of USA brought together the Prophets—about four hundred men—and asked them, “Shall we go to war against much of the rest of the world, or shall we refrain?”
7 But the Kings of Wall Street, the DOD, the Swamp and Russia–and even the Kings of all Militarized Industrial Complexes replied to the king of the USA & asked, “Is there no longer a prophet of the Lord here whom we can inquire of?”
8 The king of Israel answered the Kings of Wall Street, the DOD, the Swamp and Russia–and even the Kings of all Militarized Industrial Complexes of the USA, “There is still one prophet through whom we can inquire of the Lord, but I hate him because he never prophesies anything good about me, but always bad. He is Micaiah son of Imlah.”
“The King should not say such a thing,” they replied.
9 So, the King of the USA called one of his officials and said, “Bring Kevin son of Ron at once.”
10 Dressed in their royal robes, the Kings of Wall Street, the DOD, the Swamp and Russia–and even the Kings of all Militarized Industrial Complexes and Israel were sitting on their thrones at the threshing floor by the entrance of the gate of Samaria, with all the prophets prophesying before them. 11 Now Frank son of Graham, made iron horns and he declared, “This is what the Lord says: ‘With these you will gore the Heathens until they are destroyed.’”
12 All the other prophets were prophesying the same thing, inlcuding James the Son of Dobson and Jerry, the son of Fallwell, shouted . “Attack the Heathens and be victorious,” they said, “for the Lord will give it into the king’s hand.”
13 The messenger, Richard son of Lamb, who had gone to summon Kevin son of Ron had said to him, “Look, the other prophets without exception are predicting success for the king. Let your word agree with theirs, and speak favorably.”
14 But Kevin said, “As surely as the Lord lives, I can tell him only what the Lord tells me.”
15 When he arrived, the King asked him, “Kevin, shall we go to war against Ramoth Gilead, and others or not?”
“Attack and be victorious,” Kevin answered with the clearest level of changrine and sarcasm or irony, “for the Lord will give it into the King’s hand.”
16 The King said to him, “How many times must I make you swear to tell me nothing but the truth in the name of the Lord?”
17 Then Kevin answered, “I saw all Israel scattered on the hills like sheep without a shepherd, and the Lord said, ‘These people have no master. Let each one go home in peace.’”
18 The king of Israel said to the Kings of Wall Street, the DOD, the Swamp and Russia–and even the Kings of all Militarized Industrial Complexes of the USA, “Didn’t I tell you that he never prophesies anything good about me, but only bad?”
19 Kevin continued, “Therefore hear the word of the Lord: I saw the Lord sitting on his throne with all the multitudes of heaven standing around him on his right and on his left.20 And the Lord said, ‘Who will entice the King of the USA and his cronies into attacking Ramoth Gilead and the rest of the world– i.e. in terms of going to his death there?’
“One suggested this, and another that. 21 Finally, a spirit came forward, stood before the Lord and said, ‘I will entice him.’
22 “‘By what means?’ the Lord asked.
“‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the Lord. ‘Go and do it.’
23 “So now the Lord has put a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all these prophets of yours. The Lord has decreed disaster for you.”
24 Then Paula daughter of White and her husband went up and slapped Kevin in the face. “Which way did the spirit from[a] the Lord go when he went from me to speak to you?” he asked.
25 Kevin replied, “You will find out on the day you go to hide in an inner room.”
26 The King of the USA then ordered, “Take Kevin and all his likeminded Chritian Evangelical friends and prophets and send them back to Kansas or Oz or whever they are from 27 and say, ‘This is what the King says: Put this fellow in prison and give him nothing but bread and water until I return safely.’”
28 Kevin declared , “If you ever return safely, the Lord has not spoken through me.” Then he added, “Mark my words, all you people!”
Trump and other misled Kings and misled Prophets–Will they be Killed at Ramoth Gilead or some other hard to pronounce place?
*All of the text above are taken or adapted from https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Kings%2022